The Simpson's Best Conversations ^^

The Simpsons

naitx

Who doesnt love this guys!? They are cute, jolly, bubly, alcoholic, aggressive, stupid, out of this world, dumb and yellow. (well most of them have these characteristics, probably homer got all of that under his skin! lol!)


heres some of their conversations! ^^

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Bart: Can I have a beer?
Homer: All right, but not the imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge.

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Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

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Homer Simpson: Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff outta my brain. Remember when I took that wine tasting lesson and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer Simpson: [laughing] And how.

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Lisa Simpson: Dad! The House is on fire and the Dog ran away!!
Bart Simpson: Dad are you drunk?
Homer Simpson: Huh? What's wrong? House ran away? Dog on fire?

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Homer: Hey boy. Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grampa: I'll play catch with you.
Homer: Go home.
Bart: Well.. something is wrong i guess.

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Marge: Everybody's afraid of something.
Homer: [smugly] Not everybody.
Marge: Sock puppets.
Homer: [shrieks in terror] Where? Where?

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Homer: Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor?
Dr. Hibbert: Fire, and lots of it.
Marge: Oh, that's your cure for everything.

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Mel Gibson: Come with me to Hollywood.
Homer: You had me at "hello".
Mel Gibson: I didn't say hello.

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Bart: This is gonna be cool.
Lisa: And also educational. We can learn about science.
Homer: Science.
Bart: Uh... she didn't say 'science', she said... 'pie pants'
Homer: Mmmm... pie pants...

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[Homer has laid eyes on Maggie for the first time]
Homer: Aww, it's a boy.
[looking down]
Homer: And *what* a boy!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Ah, no. That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.

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[while Moe is away, Homer is in charge of the bar]
Homer: [picks up phone] Hello?
Bart: Hello, is Ali Tabooger there?
Homer: Ooh, Bart. My first prank phone call. What do I do? What do I do?
Bart: Don't panic. Just ask for Ali Tabooger.
Homer: I don't get it.
Bart: Ask for I'll Eat A Booger.
Homer: What's the joke?
Bart: [sighs] Forget it.
[hangs up]

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[Homer has to write his full name on an application form but he doesn't know what his middle initial stands for]
Bart: Uh, so Dad, regarding that form, why not just make up a middle name?
Lisa: You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.
Homer: No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.
Marge: You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.
Homer: Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.

hehe.. i love this guys!!

Shook the Humanity POEM

Shook the Humanity

naitx

Morning sunrise, warm felt by my skin,
Droplets of dew slowly drops upon my face,
The warm yet tender wind caresses my soul.
Living to see the morning is such a gift.

Morning sunrise turns to darkness like night,
Droplets of dew become pours of rain water,
The warm and tender winds became savage,
Never had I imagined the horror of this morning.

From the window came screams and shouts.
From the roof I heard ravaging noise,
As the ground shakes as if hell will break loose
My inner faith trembled with fear, horrifying fear.

I opened my eyes which are blurred and dusty,
I am shocked as if darkness swallowed me whole.
Question of “am I dead?” runs through my head,
Answers of scary uncertainty shadowed my mind.

Light slashed through the darkness abyss.
I was relieved of my sadness, confusion and pain.
As I looked over my homeland on heroes shoulders,
The deaths of many through unforgiving landslide,

Shook the very foundations of my humanity!

Whispers of the Night POEM

Whispers of the Night

naitx

“I love you” whispers from my heart,
The wave of the ocean carries it to you.
The moon’s glow lights its path,
With gentle breeze it glides through.

Open your heart’s window my love,
For the whisper through seven seas
Will enter and nurture your weary heart.
A safe and silent journey has come to an end.

I woke up with the murmurs inside of me,
My heart is crying with my soul.
Is loneliness the reason of pain?
“No” my heart sentimentally replied.

Your love’s heart has sent me whispers.
Touching and overwhelming, we cried.
Wrapped with embrace, sealed with a kiss,
Inside is a passionate message of love.

This love has endured miles of distance,
Oceans apart but your a heartbeat away.
If seasons gets bad and makes you sad,
Open up and let my love take care of that.

Past Mistakes POEM

Past Mistakes

naitx

Dreaming, in a midst of a stormy night,
With blanket suppressing the coldness,
And with pillows to support the sadness.
Even in my deepest slumbers I am haunted.

Waking up in the morning, with dried tears.
Looking out in the window whispering,
“Am I still trapped in our short past?”
Never had I imagined that it will sadden me.

False hope of finding you again, seeing you.
Finally telling you that I still long for you.
I missed all the laughs and the cries you make.
And that I am still madly in love with you.

Breaking up, the most difficult they say,
I must disagree for every night is still a struggle
Every day is a long fought battle, it’s hard.
Will I attain such elusive peace and content?

I cannot say I can forget, never could I,
For every time I see you rest in other’s arms,
My spine shivers and my knees trembles.
I am breaking down before your very eyes.

I should have never let you go…

Compared to Thee SONNET

Compared to Thee


Sonnet #1 by Naitx - Unfathomable

I could not compare anything to thee,
Who’s eyes are envied by the moon itself.
Hands so gentle that a trapped bird feels free,
Your hair shimmers like stardust of an elf.
Voice of thee can calm the wildest of beast,
With your warmth; frozen hearts begins to melt.
Your presence are like flowers on a feast.
Your mystic fragrance can be strongly felt.
Your lips are a sickness and cure alike,
Without you day seems just another night,
You are the light that darkness could not take.
Your beauty is really a blind man's sight.
Beauty with thorns, your a perilous rose,
My love; you are boundless water that flows.

DOTA MODE

DOTA tsk. tsk. tsk.

DOTA short term for the Warcraft 3 map known as Defense of the Ancients. This is popularized by a map editor named IceFrog and can be downloaded in many internet sites. Blahblahblah! Dota ngayon ang isa sa pinakapopular na laro sa Pinas ngayon yung mga O2jam, Audition, Ragnarok, RF, Flyff, Lineage 2 at madami pang iba ay naghahalo halo na lamang at nagsisilbing mga alternatibo pag walang dota. Ang mga laro ngayon sabi nang Mom ko eh parang mga kabute lumingat ka lang may tutubo at di naman siya nagkamali ang dami na talagang mga laro ngayon. Minsan naiisip ko ano kaya ang psychological effect nito sa mga Pilipino, naisip ko lamang ay lalong masisira ang ulo nang mga pilipino di dahil sa iwawaglit na nila ang pag-aaral kapalit nang paglalaro kundi macoconfuse sila kung anong laro ang lalaruin. Sa dami nang mga larong ito bakit kaya nangingibabaw ang dota? may nakakaalam ba? may naka forsee ba na magiging ganito kapatok ang dota? kung napredict lang ni Madam. Auring na sisikat ang dota malamang sumikat na talaga siya nang tuluyan. Wala talagang sagot tsk. tsk. tsk. yan na lamang ang aking masasabi haha.. mga dabarkads, kapamilya, kabagang, kapitbahay, kapitan at mga kapamilya tuklasin natin ang sikreto sa likod nang dota sa pamamagitan nang aking mga experience ukol dito!

Ang aking pinsan ang nagturo sa akin nang larong ito nung una walang kadating dating dahil panget pa ang map nito after nang 2 months nagpunta ulet ako sa shop nila at muli nila akong inaya at eto ang resulta; isang linggo nang walang humpay na paghahanap nang kalaban sa battle net at isang linggo na walang tigil sa pag-gamit kay leoric a.k.a Skeleton King dahil may resu mamatay ka man buhay ka ulet at isang linggo din na pag tagas nang pera sa aking bulsa. Ang dota na dinedma ko dati ay unti unti na akong isinasailalim sa kapangyarihan niya. Hangang hanga ako sa pinsan ko dahil pag pinapanood ko siya naiisip ko gusto ko siyang maging kasing galing kaya nagkaroon ako nang goal na hihigitan ko siya o masabayan man lang. In my part idolizing my cousin and wanting to surpass or be with him at the same level became my spark to continue playing dota and i never noticed i was addicted to it.

After my first week of playing dota napromote na ko i was entitled to use any hero i want haha. kase dati sabi nang mga kabarkada ko at pinsan kay leoric ka lang nang 1 week pag natuto ka na nang basics pwede ka na sa iba. That same night i used a hero other than Leoric and my pick was Crystal Maiden aw! kaya naman yun ang aking napili kase sabi ko int type na madaling gamitin at eto ang pinagamit nila sa aken. I never got any First Blood or any titles like Killing Spree or much more Godlike and Beyond but that very night God had smiled on me drama no! haha. Kalane ko yung pinsan ko na kilala ngayon sa pangalan na FOX or stevefox sa GG Client at ang aming kalaban sa lane ay si rikimaru at si boneclinks. Ang gamit nang pinsan ko ay si Bradwarden ang sabi niya sa akin pagka Frostbite ko daw Stomp niya then Nova ko at ayun final attack ang Double Edge. Noob pa ako nang mga time na iyon at ang play na dapat naming gagawin ay hindi nasakatuparan, oo nagawa namin pero di ko agad na nova haha! na double edge niya agad tapos nahuli yung nova ko ayun nadinig ko na ang aking unang. First Blood! haha.. ang saya Huuuuuuuuuu!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Nice!!!!!! yun ang mga nadinig ko ang saya! Nagpatuloy ang laro at sa isang bahagi nang laban nag Freezing Field ako sa clash after masakto ang Dagger-Stomp nang pinsan ko. Boooom! I got my first Double Kill at Godlike na ko nun ang saya! Oooopsss!! may nakatakas, si BoneClinks at sakto na Frostbite ko siya at ayun naka Triple Kill ako haha at Beyond Godlike na! That night believe it or not di ako nakatulog nang maayos haha sa kakaisip dito ang saya nang feeling! Ang galak na iyon ang nagsilbing senyales na masaya ang larong ito dahil dito ko lamang naranasan ang saya tulad nun na wala sa ibang laro sa PC na nasubukan ko.

Makalipas ang taon Yep! Years na, Naging mahusay na ko dito Ooops sige na nga medyo mahusay lang hehe.. Sa mga panahong ito medyo sumikat ako sa isang shop malapit sa school namen sa Intramuros ang MIT at ang name nang shop ay EFORUM pero Malate Cybershop daw yun. Ang name ko sa shop na iyon ay nai†x, biruin nyo may bumate sa aken sa 7-11 nang hindi ko kakilala as in di ko pa siya nakikita at ang sabi niya sa akin "idol naitx! di ka maglalaro?" aw! grabe naman to! nasabi ko na lang ay "hehe! mamaya!". Ang mga pangyayaring ganito na madadama mo na sikat ka dahil kinakausap ka sa 7-11 nang hindi mo kakilala, o kaya pag nasa game room ka na sinasabihan ka nang "idol! kampi tayo! ui server lipat ako sa senti kampe kami ni naitx", tapos pag nakakapatay ka nang madami o kaya sunod sunod ang pagpatay mo sasabihin nila "sure win na kayo andiyan kase si naitx eh" kakaiba talaga ang pakiramdam, o kaya naman maka chamba shot ka nang elunes arrow ni mirana nightshade o a.k.a Priestess of the Moon at pupurihin ka nila dahil ang paraan nang pagtira mo ay kakaiba mga blind shot ika nga! This things like recognition and small time fame made my addiction to dota worthwhile sana nga!

There are many people who plays this game di lang sa pilipinas it is popular all over the world and this game became the top tournament spectacle for most WCG - ACG and ECG this only means when your playing dota your IN na kadalasan sakit nang mga pinoy and gaya gaya! This dota really stomped its prescence to the world and into the Philipines tulad nang beer na paborito naten na may babalang Drink Moderately and dota naman sana ay Play Moderately dahil laro lang ito its not worth risking your life in some petty brawls due to cheating in a gambling in regards to dota or putting your study in jeopardy just because you want to play dota 24/7 that we all know is not possible all in all dota is not worth ruining your life because a game is a game.

Enjoy mo lang ang larong ito pero isipin mo na sa bawat palpak na bagay na gagawin mo nang hindi nagiisip may kapalit na hindi maganda. Tsk. tsk. tsk. tulad kanina nag blink ako sa clash nang di ko nacheck ang mana ko wala pala ako pang requiem ayun deads! haha..